I Wish I Had a Boyfriend Who ...

• is strong, emotionally as well as physically, with equal parts kindness and caring
• is tallish, with dark hair, furry chest, arms and legs, big hands, and a sturdy, thick penis for love and play ... no need for porn star proportions ... as long as he knows how to use it and enjoys using it, that's fine with me (this is merely a preference ... looks are not that important to me ... I have found myself attracted to all kinds of men, but this type is simply the kind of guy I steer to)
• LOVES to kiss and touch for hours
• adores me
• smiles proudly when he introduces me to his family and friends
• daydreams about me and gets hard at work
• thinks I'm fantastically intelligent and talented
• doesn't mind slow-dancing to "In My Place" by Coldplay, or any other song that really moves me
• encourages me
• would hold me if I cried
• would romance me before he tried to take me to bed
• looks forward to when we're going to see each other
• would send me flowers at work
• LOVES to watch me kiss my way down his body
• if he sees I'm upset, would care enough to ask what's wrong
• can talk about all kinds of different things
• tells me he can't believe how empty it seems his life was before me (in retrospect)
• is mature enough to know that love is not a game, that it exists, and treats anything relating to it with respect
• holds my hand as naturally as if he is taking a breath
• despises cruelty of any kind
• tells me how beautiful I am
• ... and that he wants to build a life with me and my daughter.