I'm Such A Devil Sometimes
I don't think John Lennon had this in mind when he wrote "Imagine", but picture this ...
Some meteorological or atmospheric storm or condition suddenly overwhelms the planet Earth, and the only survivors are fat women and men. All the thin women got vaporized immediately because of the lack of fat and flesh on their bones, and the ones who were really nasty died first (some chemical thing). Only fat women and men were left, and all the asshole men were massacred by the really good guys who fought valiantly in order to mate with us.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ... Dream on, baby.
Some meteorological or atmospheric storm or condition suddenly overwhelms the planet Earth, and the only survivors are fat women and men. All the thin women got vaporized immediately because of the lack of fat and flesh on their bones, and the ones who were really nasty died first (some chemical thing). Only fat women and men were left, and all the asshole men were massacred by the really good guys who fought valiantly in order to mate with us.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ... Dream on, baby.
posted by emily pound at 4:53 PM
2 Comments:
Well, in that case the world can waddle on. You better add a few pounds and inches to insure that you're among the chosen girthy worthy.
Huge
Hi Huge,
I'm sure I would qualify.
:-)
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